Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be.

Really?! Meh. What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! ‘It is!’ My precious torso! Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file!

You, minion. Lift my arm. AFTER HIM! Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year’s costume?

Is today’s hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?

Oh right. I forgot about the battle. I never loved you. Pansy. That’s the ONLY thing about being a slave. Yeah, lots of people did.

1. OK, this has gotta stop. I’m going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.
2. Man, I’m sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor.
3. Fry, we have a crate to deliver.

The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.

Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk! If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.

• Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.
• Check it out, y’all. Everyone who was invited is here.
• Ok, we’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go ride the bumper cars.

As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. I wish! It’s a nickel. It doesn’t look so shiny to me. You won’t have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you’ll be doing.

We can’t compete with Mom! Her company is big and evil! Ours is small and neutral! Son, as your lawyer, I declare y’all are in a 12-piece bucket o’ trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin’ up that ol’ mess you caused.

I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I’m going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now ‘I» have to pay »them’! Fry, you can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.

It doesn’t look so shiny to me. No argument here. Man, I’m sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor. Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hello Morbo, how’s the family?

You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Ah, the ‘Breakfast Club’ soundtrack! I can’t wait til I’m old enough to feel ways about stuff! And then the battle’s not so bad? When will that be?

Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I’m still single? It’s ’cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans! Hey, whatcha watching? We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera.

Oh Leela! You’re the only person I could turn to; you’re the only person who ever loved me. Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.

Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. Can I use the gun? Why not indeed! For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your ‘first’ wife was the one who liked lilacs!

I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk!

No argument here. What are their names? Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory. There’s one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain!

Oh, you’re a dollar naughtier than most. Belligerent and numerous. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your ‘first’ wife was the one who liked lilacs!